Name: K.R.I.S.S.S.S.M.A.S.S.S.S.
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Description: Written, performed, produced by J. Henry.

K.R.I.S.S.S.S.M.A.S.S.S.S.

by (The One And Only) J. Henry

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Father C, oh can’t you see
That I’m so naughty I’m nice?
So if I promise to be extra good
Will you deliver and come twice?

I’ve got presents coming out the wazoo
I’ve got gifts for me and I’ve got treasures for you
Like this compact disc compilation
All the b-sides and rarities of Yazoo

And about that Moyet
Oh what a voice, eh?
She can certainly hold a tune.
I often wonder late at night
What Alison is up to.

It would be a shame
If she gave up the game
Always losing to
Mike Check, 1-2.

And it would be a dream
If she signed me for her team
But as Gabrielle said
Dreams can come true.

Chance is I’ll be berated
For my reference being outdated
But I’m here, I’m back,
And I’m new.

So I will be the winner
Bring your friends and Christmas dinner
Cause you’ll need it when I’m done with you.

You can’t keep a good man down
So let’s eat some pizza pan
There’s a good place in Southgate
But what would you know?
Today it’s closed
I’ve got the scent up my nose
And I think it might be Fowler play.

“Our first question comes from Carol Ling who asks
‘How do you spell Christmas?’
Well, Carol. It’s not like that!
You spell it like this.

K.R.I.S.S.S.S.M.A.S.S.S.S.

The next one is regarding, well...
It says
‘Christmas is a time that can bring a lot of pressure and anxiety.
What do you do to alleviate this?’
Well I think we’ll pass over to J. Henry
Who’s more suited for [answering] this.”

Well, I sit back, relax, and remember this:

Christmas is just 24 hours away
From the fixtures list of Boxing Day
So I spend all my time wondering how they’ll play
Even though they’ll probably lose.

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released December 24, 2020

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